I'd rather be...
When will you upgrade to Democracy 2.0?
- Right now
- Never
- When it's stable
- When I find time
You'd prefer to be on a deserted island with only a box of...
- sex toys
- iPods
- little kids
- books
- chainsaws
- bonbons
What's the most impressive?
- Being bilingual
- Having massive vocabulary
- Having large muscles
- Solving a rubix cube in < a minute
- Actually licking one's elbow
What do you think is the best way to die?
- In your sleep
- In a ball-stomping bazooka-fest
- By guillotine
- Being eaten by a dragon
- Old age
How ubiquitous is racism in today's society
- Everywhere you look
- Only slightly
- It's there, if you're looking for it
- none of your business1
- It's in the marrow of the bones1
If you could eat just one food for the rest of your life, it'd be
- Chocolate Milk
- French Fries
- Sushi
- Pizza
- Peaches
- Sulfuric Acid
- Lucky Charms
If I had a time machine, I would..
- invest in google
- go visit the dinosaurs
- warn the world about 9/11
- see what's happening 200 years from now
- Go back to when the superpower poll was still running.1
- Join Microsoft in the '80s1
- stop 9/11 in one of the planes just before it happend (need team members to stop the others)1
- Visit Marilyn Monroe on her death day before she dies & avert her death1
- Stop Lincoln from being killed, then travel forward and double team the guy who shot Kennedy (a la The Simpsons)1
- Go back to medieval times1
- Make sure that President Bush was never born1
- try to write code1
- save jesus1
If you could have one super power, what would it be?
- Super Strength
- X-ray vision
- Invisibility
- Super Speed
- Teleportation1
- Timeless1
- Flight1
- Cuteness1
- Ablity to conjure a chair1
- Healing1
If I had $300 to spend right now, I would...
- buy an iPod
- donate it to charity
- Donate to jalenack1
- throw it in my fireplace. Money sucks!
- go on a shopping spree
- go into shock. Then pay my bills.
- stash it for a rainy day1
- buy computer parts1
- Deposit for buy a macintel in the near future1
- Eat it1
- bribe a politician1
- save up for a powerbook1
The US is...
- going down the shitter
- going steady
- moving in the right direction
- Its like a rollercoaster, it keeps going up and down
- going to be introuble when China gets big
- run by war criminals like Bush
- a bunch of cream puffs
- sucking at the moment
Anyone got a good question for a poll?
- I do, but I'm not sharing!
- Go suck wookie wank, you foul dog.
- Yeah I've got one. Why does this site suck?
- Jalenack is king.
- add an answer? No.
- I prefer Linux to M$
- All of the above
- Summats else
- Taco bell
- The Holy Grail
- blipity blap
- Time for a new poll?
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