You know what gets me? When you make some sort of sexual reference, and somebody says “you have a sick mind.” I don’t know about you, buddy, but I, along with every other human teenager’s body, happen to be biologically programed to be screaming for sex in this ten-year period of my life. And it’s bullshit that you think simply talking about it is sick.
Unfortunately, society has in fact deemed it to be inappropriate to be having sex at this point in our lives. In fact, the age when people think it’s okay to have sex is pretty much right after this influx of hormones your body gets as a teenager. This is actually logical, because sex leads to kids, and I don’t know anyone who is really interested in having kids as a teenager. You gotta live a little first, there’s no arguing with that.
Now, obviously having kids when you’re 14 is perfectly fine when you’re only going to live to be forty. That’s pretty much what we’re programmed for. But now that we have extended our lives, society is now asking us to completely ignore these urges and abstain from this biological happenstance until a more suitable age. In the meantime, just twiddle your thumbs to take your mind off it.
Of course we’re gonna think about it. Of course we’re gonna talk about it. It’s the least you can do to let us make these references, because we’re using up all of our will power not to actually go forth and do it. What if guys didn’t have this kinda will power? We’d have to go rape every girl we saw. Which is pretty much how it worked back in the stone age. We saw female that had certain desirable qualities, our biochemistry took over, and before we new it we have a baby!
We’re programmed to look for these desirable qualities. Guys look for girls with big hips, because big hips used to mean easy childbirth, which means it’s more likely that our offspring survive. Women look for physically fit men, because that means that they will be able to provide for them and their children. It’s all still there in our genetic code from back when these things actually mattered. Now hip size doesn’t matter, you can always have the child removed by an operation, and yet I’m still more turned on by a big ass.
I guess what I’m trying to say is that we’re being denied our biological rights here, but unfortunately it’s for good reason. Maybe we should get someone to rewrite our genetic code or something, so we hit that big hormone burst in our twenties. Any thoughts, anyone?
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8:32 pm on 4/24/2005 1. Andrew
Hmm, I’ll get to work on the genetic programming bit. May take awhile.
agreed Ian. I guess we’ll just suck it up. Not much to do. I’m glad you were candid with this post, didn’t try to censor it or anything. There isn’t much for me to say, ugg. I’ll be interested to hear what someone like Jackie says though.
6:44 pm on 4/25/2005 2. Eric
Yer right on the money, Ian. It’s completely true.
What always kills me though, is when girls won’t make sexual jokes when there are guys in their prescence. ( Now I’m just speaking from what I see, so feel free to contradict me) Yet you KNOW they make them while our backs are turned.
6:44 am on 4/26/2005 3. SuperDave
What the hell Ian! No heated argument between the penis and the brain? Come ON! Your title is misleading. Not even a:
Penis: Whoa, check out that ass
Brain: Shut up, you and I know very well that’s out of our league.
Penis: Aww, come on…
Brain: Look, I agree with you on the-
Penis: Holy Crap, look at that gross pimple on its head!
Brain: You mean her face
Penis: Ewww, I’m getting some serious shrinkage
The title fully implies something like that.
10:27 am on 4/26/2005 4. Jackie
Now the reason why most girls don’t make sexual comments around guys is because in our society, it’s viewed as vulgar, and girls tend to not want to be viewed as such. It’s the whole being thought of as “sick” thing. Guys, on the other hand, don’t seem to care as much. I’m sure that as coarse as some guys are around girls, they get even worse in the absence of the female gender.
Guess what Ian?? For once I completely agree with you. I can’t relate to absolutely everything you’ve said, but I think that you’ve made a good point. (…agreeing is too boring…)
2:11 pm on 5/1/2005 5. SuperDave
I’m commenting.
Well, not really.
10:25 am on 2/9/2006 6. Fortney
hi thier Ian, i just came across this place by acsident & i gotta say its pretty cool. & so sence im here i have to throw in my own oppinion. & i wanna point out our english influence. after all we come from a country thats very reserved. “children must be seen not herd”. -i just wanted to through that tid-bit in there, to point out that the english are basterds, (hmmm..& yet still so much better then use). so i gues what i really want to say is lets just blame the english for all of our flaws
11:20 am on 4/28/2006 7. Sol
Also understand that in centuries past, people got married as teenagers and started having kids right away. It’s only been relatively recently that people have started having kids later and later in life. Today we care so much about school and a career and ourselves that we feel obligated to put it off. It’s all society’s fault, I tell you!
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